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Iron Man 2 comes out tonight, so I've got Iron on the mind. Specifically, I'm thinking about Tony Stark. The reason the first movie was so good wasn't really the special effects and bang-up action sequences, it was Robert Downey Jr.'s portayal of Stark.
But would Stark be a gamer? I think so. He is portrayed as a man of wealth and taste, and, although he's never shown gaming, he would have refinement when it came to which titles he played. I doubt Tony Stark would be caught dead playing the movie tie-in Iron Man game, for instance. I think Stark would enjoy the following games for the following reasons:

Shadow of the Colossus -- The key to the character of Tony Stark is his heart. Stark is forced to construct a special magnetic chest-cage and suit of metal armor to protect his vulnerable, physical heart, and his lifestyle of excess, booze and sloots is metaphorical armor he wears to protect his emotional heart. He's a softie, and would be deeply moved by Shadow's quiet lyrical quality and tale of Wander's all-consuming love for Mono.

Tapper -- Stark would love this old-school arcade game because he's a damn drunk.

Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: Imagine a yuppie looking, older gentleman in an expensive suit walking into your local pizza joint, parting the sea of stoners and putting his a quarter down on the Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 machine you're playing. You wouldn't be worried, right? But if that dude was Tony Stark, and he played as Iron Man, he'd he tear you to pieces and look much cooler than you while he was doing it.
Now, imagine Tony Stark playing Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 while wearing the Iron Man suit! Iron Man would be controlling Iron Man! Now imagine a bigger Iron Man controlling that Iron Man! (I just blew my own mind.)

Steel Battalion -- This little-played Xbox One game was a simulation of mech-combat. Stark would relate to the clomping metal suits, and his nature as an engineer and scientist would be put to the test by the game's unique controller that features three joysticks, over 40 buttons and a trio of foot pedals. Plus, Tony is a billionaire, and thus one of the few people who wouldn't balk at the game's $200 price tag.

Leisure Suit Larry In the Land of the Lounge Lizards -- This suggestion was provided by comic book expert Blair Butler, who thinks Stark would relate to the louche lifestyle of the titular character. Tony Stark and the Iron Man movies never take themselves too seriously, so the game's tongue-in-cheek vibe fits... no human being on earth, however, would willingly play Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust.

Chess: Tony Stark, were he real, would be among the most intelligent men who ever lived, so I doubt he'd be challenged by many video games, but Chess will challenge anyone. It is the best multiplayer strategy game ever invented (although story mode is lame). I think Stark would either play chess with his robotic butler Jarvis or play online at The Internet Chess Club, a site that offers the chance to match wits with actual grandmasters in ranked matches... if you're that good. Tony Stark would be that good.



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gravy666
Tony Stark's Guilty Pleasure: Batman: Arkham Asylum
zombieguy13
Tony Stark would play Hello Kitty's island adventure. Why? because after a long day of beating Dr. Doom into the ground for the millionth time, the last thing he would want to do is come home, have a cup of tea and get his ass noob tubed on HALO or MW2. Something relaxing and stress free. Maybe Farmville or something of that nature.
Rayzorshark
"Stark would love this old-school arcade game because he's a damn drunk."
This made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Falconer13
Any Iron Man follower worth their salt knows Tony plays chess. He played "Ultimate Extreme FIGHT TO THE DEATH CHESS 30000!!!" with Stain. And six board chess with Dr. Richards on Sundays.
MasterSamChief
The bit about Steel Battalion got me thinking.... "Simulated Mech Combat".... hmmm.... can it really be a simulation if it doesn't exist?
Not that Mechs shouldn't exist... because they should.
oldboy10cent
good job g4tv
SimCraftTech
Tony would be using simracing to train for his races. rFactor, iRacing, starkSimRacing. I mean, he was planning on racing all along, he just had an alternate driver in case...
http://www.racesimcentral.co m/forum/showthread.php?5642-Ir onMan-2-TV-Spot-quot-Attitude- quot
Angelicsin87
I would have figured Halo or Fallout since the BHOS or master chief are like iron man. Every time I play as the BHOS the iron man song pops in my head.
DreamingDarklyRobin
Didn't you already make a Iron Man list? Whatever it was okay.
Gabtraf
Thats pretty funny and cleaver there.
rlf1859
certainly he'd be playing his Iron man and X-o manowar's Heavy Metal(Playstation Sega Saturn 1996)
seipherz
This is quite funny. There is no point to this article which makes even funnier. It reminds me of any article you find on Cracked.
ilovemyjeep
Awwww the headline for this article was totally misleading. I thought G4 might have asked what games Robert Downey Jr. enjoyed playing during that interview about the movie. Bah, oh well.
i'mbillymitchell
well what games would downey play in sherlock holmes? chess(brilliant deduction watson), harvey birdman attorney at law why not, pacman ok, dead or alive: paradise for the perv on the go AND you get payed for this, what no openings at the new yorker for a hot shot human interest reporter!
seanbon
I'm guessing its a slow day there?
mayor west
your an a**hole, if want a real news story go watch the duckin movie your self. This is not meant to be serious, its meant to be fun and that is what it is.
Apsalus07 ShowHide(4 Replies)
Hey G4, here's an idea, how about a REAL news scoop on the Iron Man 2 movie... rather than this editorial nonsense.
mittens1231
this is such an awesome post!
mathiasreese
What about Mass Effect 2? Team building skills, research money (mineral) distribution, combat tactics... yep. Right up Iron Man's alley.
Metalstorm98
chess's story mode is lame haha.... brilliant
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