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I'm sure you've seen several million internet lists of the Sexiest Video Game Characters of All Time, but UGO has flipped the script and is offering up a look at the unsexiest "sexy" characters in video games. These are the gaming equivalent of a 50-year-old divorcee at a bar with too much makeup calling herself a cougar -- she thinks she's hot, but she's the only one.
Like the best of arbitrary internet lists, UGO's collections includes impossible-to-argue-with selections like Birdo from the Mario Games as well controversial choices like Harley Quinn from Batman: Arkham Asylum. Harley, not sexy? The Hell, you say!
Personally, I think the least sexy video game character ever is the Right Paddle from Pong -- In spite of all the hype, I have no attraction towards Right Paddle at all. Left Paddle, on the other hand, has a strange allure that I cannot fight. Oh, Left Paddle, how I miss you....
Source : UGO
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drh1975
Lara, Harley and Liara made the list. Sounds like someone's jealous. Saucer of milk for Table One.
robostripping
what, no Candy Kong?
Chrisifix
Alyx Vance is the sexiest of them all and wasn't even on the list.
Jeespot
... or chipmunk, whatever
Jeespot
haha, ya i'd stick it to that bunny
Onikinou
So what I gathered from this list is that anything from UGO should be disregarded as.. .retarded.
I'm not much or a Lara Croft fan but I'm not stupid enough to put her on that list either. The guy who wrote this obviously likes men.. .or is a woman.
Hellbent_moogle
Etna from disgaea of course, even if she is flat that just fine with me ;) Oh and I have to agree witht the OP Harley from Batman AA is super sexy.
Gamelife1
Their where about 3 on their that should sooo not be on that list. Lara Croft, is this dude serious, she is by far one of the most renowned hot video game characters of all time.
channelcy
liara's joining doesn't make you a lifeless husk, that's morinth in mass effect 2
TheBaconThief
I'm surprised they didn't put Kandy Kong on the list. Lara Croft was a more of a, "Err, what?"
DreamingDarklyRobin
Some of those are just wrong, I mean Ms. Pac-man? She's a sex icon in the gaming industry.
X02
As much as I find it a bit odd to be attracted to a arrangement of computer created characters, a 'special case' to this discussion would be Miranda from Mass Effect 2. Not only was she was smokin' hot but her character design was based real life actress Yvonne Stravinski whose face and animation scanning allowed for an insane amount of visual similarity between her and her video game counterpart (not to mention that accent!!).
So...safe?
blueboykc
you notice a woman rote that right? i think jealousy had a lot to do with her choices...
morrigan and harley quinn unsexy? come on please.... and the chipmunk is just damn cute...
duhreetoh
That chipmunk is actually kind of smokin'.
PersonaShin
Wait a minute. For this list to work there has to be one person for each character who thinks that that character is sexy. So someone honestly thought Kefka was sexy???
JustTheBeginning
Though its personal taste as I hate anything anime like, I will admit Cloe from U2 is a good example of how sexy a video game character can be. Sure its just pixels, but its no different than a sexy drawling which is just graphite or even a movie star which is just make-up and acting, all are equally fake.
GR3G0R
@purdyjo I think computer generated images are as legitimately sexy as anime characters, literary characters, movie actors, or reality stars. They're all equally as fabricated.
purdyjo
the fact that anyone finds a video game sexually attractive is disturbing. It's a computer generated image
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