This morning, Sterling McGarvey, G4's reviews and previews editor, found a mysterious suitcase on his desk, sent from Bungie:
What could be inside? Click the cut to find out!
Why, it's a copy of Halo: Reach and an electric razor!
Look closer:
The only problem is, they sent this gift to Sterling... who says he hasn't had a haircut since Labor Day 2002. Sterling describes his hair as a self-maintaining organism that apparently needs neither trimming nor pruning. It's a little like an eco-system, or a sentient being... here's Sterling's reaction:
Obviously Bungie sent us this razor to shave TheFeed's Jeff Kanjananpanga's head.
We are going to have him play Halo: Reach multiplayer when the beta launches, and each time he dies, we will take a massive swipe of his head until he is completely bald. This will be fun for us.
Jeff has vetoed this idea by pointing out that he'd rather not shave his head. Balderdash, I say! We will shave him; trust me.
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Cathartic Denoument
At first glance, I thought it was a new mic for you guys to use in the Feedback studio. LoL
Sterling-053?
HOLY SIHT!!!
Thats a Spartan-2 number!!
They've made you into a Spartan-2!!!
OMG!! What an honor!!
On the real though..
..I'm VERY curious as to how (You &) Patrick would look like, post-shaved. LoL
[Maybe only as far as a BUZZ-CUT, instead of being completely bald.]
Spikyface
NEVER! Your hair looks awesome dude
Kratos' problems all started when his mates tricked him into shaving his head and then he went off rampaging all over the world
Think of the children!
V_Translanka
Give it to me and I'll shave my over foot long hair on film for ya! Tears aren't promised, but it should make for terrible watching anyways!
MartinJohnstone
Is there anybody at G4 who that gift would not offend. Patrick and Sterling both have impressive if wildly different fro's. The less said about Adam Sessler the better. :)
Muscley_Arms
what if its not really a razor but a bomb built by bungie? and they are going to brainwash g4 into activating it and using it!
alaskanhybrid
I want Pictures of every swipe okay. Please!!
marcushawk
individuality gone lol
wycoff
Sterling, the Razor is meant for you! OH, and have your last name legally changed to -053.
cryfordawn
Looks like a dog took a dump on his head which he calls hair.. Dude get a job and cut your hair
Biergoggles
Sterling, I'm so sorry that you're a Liverpool fan. You should have jumped on the Fulham bandwagon.
saulpimpson
I think Bungie was trying to tell Sterling something.
tsiper29
That is wicked awesome!!!!!! I'd shave my head for that razor and case!!!! heck I go completely hairless lol
idea_machine
Is the case it came in a bit over doing it?
Callibys
Save the fro from certain doom! Fros have feelings too!
skyrlopez
time to to trim the garden, if ya know what i mean ;-)
XwingVmanX
No no no, Sterling, that Razor was meant for you to shave YOUR head. I want to see a bald Sterling on the next feedback!!!
DreamingDarklyRobin
They should make it part of a skit on AOTS.
If Kevin can do it, you can too, Jeff.
Canid117
I Demand Video Coverage!!!!
miningguy
i dare you to bring that as a carry-on
Kallazar
It's actually a bomb! Don't turn it on!
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