Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box


Posted April 29, 2010 - By Stephen Johnson

This morning, Sterling McGarvey, G4's reviews and previews editor, found a mysterious suitcase on his desk, sent from Bungie:

Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box

What could be inside? Click the cut to find out!

Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box

Why, it's a copy of Halo: Reach and an electric razor!

Look closer:

Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box

The only problem is, they sent this gift to Sterling... who says he hasn't had a haircut since Labor Day 2002. Sterling describes his hair as a self-maintaining organism that apparently needs neither trimming nor pruning. It's a little like an eco-system, or a sentient being... here's Sterling's reaction:

Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box

Obviously Bungie sent us this razor to shave TheFeed's Jeff Kanjananpanga's head.

We are going to have him play Halo: Reach multiplayer when the beta launches, and each time he dies, we will take a massive swipe of his head until he is completely bald. This will be fun for us.

Jeff has vetoed this idea by pointing out that he'd rather not shave his head. Balderdash, I say! We will shave him; trust me.

Bungie Sends Mysterious Gift Box


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