I don't care what you think about her: Lindsay Lohan is the last rock star. She (reportedly) gets plastered and crashes her expensive car, (reportedly) gets in gin-soaked fist-fights outside of nightclubs and (reportedly) is in and out of rehab faster than I'm in and out of In-n-Out Burger. She's (allegedly) bi-polar and (reportedly) bi-curious. Lohan channels the olden days when stars lived fast, self-destructive lives that mere mortals like myself could only dream of.
Nowadays, rock stars spend their days tweeting about their organic meals and investing in prudent stock portfolios instead of trashing hotel rooms and snorting cocaine off shaved tigers. It's a damn shame! Anyway, Lindsay Lohan is awesome, but she's apparently a little too awesome for the cover of the Mean Girls DS game.
That's the cover picture above; as you can see, Lohan is nowhere to be seen. Instead, the cover shows Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert and Amanda Seyfried, who played the trio of popular girls known as "the plastics," instead of Lohan's main character of Cady.
Also: Didn't Mean Girls come out like 35 years ago? Also: Don't do drugs!