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April Fools: Bayonetta: Angel Land

G4Sterling
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Posted April 1, 2010 - By G4Sterling

Seattle, 3:15pm PDT.

The entire ride up, everyone's been ranting about Yeti. If that's another name for Bigfoot, cool. I like all the aliases I can get, since it's better leads on my target. As soon as I see it, I'm going in for my master stroke of vengeance. And if Carolina Crusher happens to be there, collateral damage, baby. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. You're too far away. I can't wait to show Bigfoot what happens when you destroy my car.

In the meantime, I got a link from my buddy Steven that I just checked out on my iPhone from the road. Did you know that every street corner in Seattle has Wi-Fi to go with its coffee? Glad I figured that out during PAX; I never thought it'd become a useful survival tool. Platinum Games has taken it upon themselves to show off their latest game, Bayonetta: Angel Land. Have a look below: 

I don't know about you, but all that Blast Processing on display just makes my toes curl!

April Fools: Bayonetta: Angel Land
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  • ANCHOVIEE

    where the boobs at??

    Posted: April 2, 2010 11:46 AM
    ANCHOVIEE
  • Cathartic Denoument

    That would've actually been a really cool game..
    ..at least in XBLA/PSN.
    Sad..Too bad.

    Posted: April 2, 2010 1:47 AM
    Cathartic+Denoument
  • catrachohn

    @dwmatteson
    i hope u r joking because bayonetta is the best action game i have ever played. and yes i played GoW3. originality beats graphics anytime. if it wasn't for the graphical improvements probably GoW would have been the biggest fail since simon's quest from nintendo. before fanboys start calling me names, let me tell you i liked GoW3 but we have to agree the its the exact same game as the ones before it (with some minor changes). the only amazing parts of the game are the beginning and the fight with cronos. other than that i felt i was playing GoW2 with better graphics.

    and yes i know there is a reply bottom, but for some reason g4 is being racist with my nametag and never lets me reply to any comment.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 8:20 PM
    catrachohn
  • Tmidiman

    Very cool.

    Yeah this was back in the day when many games generally looked the same and played the same. Yet it was the play control, graphics, story and fun that determined it's rating. Now days if a game even remotely plays like another game it gets dinged heavly,....unless it's a FPS.

    Games critics, who needs them? Better to have games reviewed by actual gamers.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 5:29 PM
    Tmidiman
  • MJH243

    Lol Sterling, it took awhile from the introduction of the Yeti Squad to understand your hate for Bigfoot up to reading this article... Very clever sir, very clever.

    But we all know Grave Digger will arrive and claim what is rightfully his. Samson would be welcomed too.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 4:22 PM
    MJH243
  • dwmatteson

    That game looks a lot better than the actual Bayonetta, which I felt was the biggest waste of $60 since I bought that 2010 Season Pass to the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 4:08 PM
    dwmatteson
  • ThePsychoGamer

    I liked the game Bayonetta, but her character was almost as bad as Kratos (GoW)

    Posted: April 1, 2010 3:57 PM
    ThePsychoGamer
  • X02

    I've seen many instances today where the joke is actually a cool concept but am saddened that the products and items will not be made. This is one of them.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 3:53 PM
    X02
  • deliacorgrace

    That actually looks like an awesome game old school game. To bad.

    Anyway did you guys check out the SW:Tor page and their Sarlacc Enforcer, Devourer of Injustice hilarious.

    Posted: April 1, 2010 3:43 PM
    deliacorgrace
  • darkwasp

    ha! thats awesome. i would actually play that too

    Posted: April 1, 2010 3:39 PM
    darkwasp

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