As you are no doubt aware, we have given up writing about video games to pursue Bigfoot.
We knew our expedition would get a lot of attention when we found Bigfoot, but we had no idea that the hunt itself would get so much positve press. Our iPhones have been ringing off the hook since we crossed the state line into Washington, and it's not just collection agencies, either. We're getting serious offers from important Hollywood film companies who want to purchase the movie rights to our exciting adventures and make them into a big budget action movie starring Paul Giamatti and Sandra Bullock. This is our ticket to the big time.
Our new glamorous life is fun and all, but I have to wonder if it fame is really all its cracked up to be. Jake Gaskill and I are no longer speaking -- he doesn't care about artistic integrity and I don't need friends like that. Patrick Klepek just spent $18,000 on five new Rolexes because he thought he could play Cave Story on them. Sterling McGarvey wants to direct, even though Dreamworks has Spielberg attached, and Andrew Pfister is doing crank again.
Now it's all money, and drugs and women. I remember when it used to be about the Bigfoot, man.
Check out the awesome spec posters for the movie. If we could settle on a title, the deal should come together. It says in the contract that if we don't actually find Bigfoot, we have to pay the movie company fees and penalties.
I think it's a really good deal for us.
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SoloReverb
In a WORLD where video games are ripped from existence by a Large footed force of nature..... Sterling "Shooter" McGarvey IS.... the Yeti Quester.... Traveling the globe with his elite squad of Sadistic Serial Sasquatch Eliminators, he looks for the last and most powerful FPS and RPG killing machine known simply as .... Bigfoot...
cwhas2godhands
It would probably be better than "Harry and the Hendersons".
blueboykc
are abominable snowmen the same as yetis?
Redd75
Here's a weird coincidence- my wife just brought the student paper home from the university she works at, and on page ten...is a story w/ the headline 'Sasquatch announces existence'.
Creepy!
X02
I'd like to see J.J. Abrams attached to this project.
Also I was thinking Shia Labeouf as Patrick, Paul Giamatti as Stephen, Jason Lee possibly as Jake, and Jack Black as Sterling. So sorry, but I do not know the names of the remaining two people in the far right - if someone could please enlighten me it would be greatly appreciated. But left-to-right, I'm thinking Josh Brolin and Jason Statham.
dbeam308
April Fool's! Klepeck's not really 25.
He will be played by Aaron Johnson, star of Kick-Ass.
LTM
good luck
Biergoggles
The role of Stephen Johnson will be played Paul Giamatti and Sandra Bullock will take up the role of Patrick Kelpek.
JustTheBeginning
I think you may be overdoing this just a wee bit much...
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