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Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids For BioShock 2

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Posted February 9, 2010 - By Jake Gaskill

Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids

Creating plasmids for Andrew Ryan’s underwater metropolis of Rapture isn’t as easy as it looks, and people rarely take the time to consider what went into bringing about such revered ability boosts like Incinerate or Hypnotize. And while plasmid creation is a taxing process, the results have been undeniably fruitful. Of course, like with any scientific endeavor, there are bound to be mistakes, miscalculations, and lapses in judgment. And to prove it, we’ve compiled a list of Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids for your consideration. See what the citizens of Rapture could have been spending their hard earned money on had these abominations been approved.

Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids

5. Sympathize – Tired of never having enough cash? Always find yourself patting down your Big Daddy suit to see if you have a few bucks for another health pack or Eve hypo? Well, with the new Sympathize plasmid, you’ll be up to your helmet in expendable income. Just one injection and your hand will never be without a grimy paper cup, perfect to bum a few extra cents off of splicers before pinning their heads to walls with spears.

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Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids

4. Flower Power – Using brute force not getting you anywhere? Then why not turn the other cheek with Flower Power. Shower your enemies with some of the finest bouquets Acadia has to offer, and show those murderous brutes who’s the bigger daddy. Side effects may include accelerated death and an uncontrollable urge to totally eat like 50 brownies and listen to the Dead.

3. Drafty – Roaming the halls of Rapture in search of people to murder in horrifically violent ways can really make a splicer sweat. Fortunately, with Sinclair’s latest Drafty plasmid, you’ll be able to slightly cool down your foes, or yourself, by emitting a somewhat steady stream of air from your fingertips. It’s also a great way to keep Rapture dust free.

Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids For BioShock 2

2. Meta Pummel – having trouble explaining to friends just what Rapture is all about? Thanks to Meta Pummel, you’ll never have this problem again. Watch as your hand turns into a copy of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged, giving you the perfect way to literally and figuratively beat your pals over the head with the founding principles of Andrew Ryan’s beloved utopia under the sea.

Sinclair Solutions' Top 5 Rejected Plasmids For BioShock 2

1. Heroin – Life in Rapture got you down? Feel like just ending it all, but you’d rather just die a little each day, while feeling really good 20 minutes at time? Sure it won’t let you shoot fire or electricity, and you’ll be an incredibly easy target for splicers, but on the up side, you probably won’t even notice when they gut you and shoot you in the face. Oh, and watch out. The come down can be pretty harsh.

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  • Snowolf

    Super Duper Finglonger plasmid allows you to unforgivingly instigate your foe by poking them. Just like on Facebook.

    Posted: March 17, 2010 4:26 PM
    Snowolf
  • tragedy93

    How about a plasmid that makes the background noise in rapture slightly less annoying. I actually feel bad for my roomates when I play the Bioshock games, it like- Is someone is playing their cocophone again?

    Posted: February 16, 2010 8:28 AM
    tragedy93
  • Rock_N_Rola

    WOW. if they made a flower power plasmaid im suprised they didnt make a gun that shoots little inoscent girls so they can distract the big dadys

    Posted: February 15, 2010 9:53 PM
    Rock_N_Rola
  • tragedy93

    @ wickedgod- wtf? are you high right now, and if you aren't please don't try drugs, you would just get even harder to understand...just don't go there,k?

    Posted: February 15, 2010 9:10 PM
    tragedy93
  • tragedy93

    "I tried Heroin...a coulple of times...today" - by the way does anyone have a twenty for failed plasmid research? c'mon...research man, really...C"MON c'mon c'mon...please?

    Posted: February 15, 2010 9:02 PM
    tragedy93
  • capthavic

    change! ya got change? aw come on help a guy out! I need to buy a blue smurfy cat XD

    Posted: February 15, 2010 1:34 PM
    capthavic
  • peterIrishman24

    wow, ninjamat and ptless, you have ruined this comment board by taking it over with a stupid argument, both your original remarks were funny, now to bioshock 2, that was funny, the end

    Posted: February 15, 2010 10:35 AM
    peterIrishman24
  • wicked_god

    herione not cool its hard nuf if u drink 2 may old tom whiskys and try n kill something just not cool would it b worse than that mayb it would b fun 2 do it on multiplayer and have a all high match that could b interesting i can hear the obsenety now lol

    Posted: February 15, 2010 10:12 AM
    wicked_god
  • generalzyker

    Don't forget about the avatar plasmid! The one that turns splicers in to blue cat jackasses that are so happy with their Rapture that they wouldn't dare to harm you!!

    Posted: February 15, 2010 1:58 AM
    generalzyker
  • Doug Otto

    Your Mom Plasmid: Ever feel like just goofing off in a video game when you get bored? Well now there's the "Your Mom" plasmid. It plays the game in a completely hysterical and goofy way for you when you're too lazy to goof off yourself!

    Posted: February 10, 2010 8:11 PM
    Doug+Otto
  • V_Translanka

    I'm gonna say it again: Bomberman Plasmid. NOW! :P

    Posted: February 10, 2010 7:38 PM
    V_Translanka
  • ccmg12

    i'm gonna get really thumbs down'd for this, but this whole article and all the posts are totally lame. i was hoping this was actually gonna be something from the dev team about real plasmids that didn't make the cut. unfortunately it wasn't. alright, back to rapture to beat the game.

    Posted: February 10, 2010 7:12 PM
    ccmg12
  • Sage_Sakyia

    How about this...you'll love it.....a plasmid that makes you go super fast, making everything around you, enemies that is, appear in slow motion. Think of the things you could do, especially when you use telekinesis with it, as well as other stuff.

    Posted: February 10, 2010 6:09 PM
    Sage_Sakyia
  • Brokenkight

    The first game had a plasmid that released killer bees from your hand. what about a plasmid that summons killer flying fish or giant whales that destroy hallways just saying it be cool

    Posted: February 10, 2010 4:00 PM
    Brokenkight
  • iamhuman

    internet rage is awesome

    Posted: February 10, 2010 10:49 AM
    iamhuman
  • pembo

    I can't believe the stench trench plasmid never made the list. Produces a smell so foul you would rather wear a pair of tramps pants on your head.

    Posted: February 10, 2010 8:00 AM
    pembo
  • Ricky_K

    crap i spelled plasmid wrong

    Posted: February 10, 2010 7:21 AM
    Ricky_K
  • Ricky_K

    they shoud have made a plasmin to teabag people to death.


    LOL DEEZ NUTS!!!!!1

    Posted: February 10, 2010 7:20 AM
    Ricky_K
  • gill066

    "Yo dawg, I heard you like Plasmids, so I put a Plasmid in your Plasmid so you can alter your genetic code while you alter your genetic code!"

    Posted: February 10, 2010 5:16 AM
    gill066
  • Dr_Obey

    EEEEEEPPPPPPIIIIIICCCCC FAAAAAIIIIILLLLLL

    Posted: February 10, 2010 5:12 AM

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