I have a confession to make. TheFeed is written and staffed by 13 year-old girls. We pretend to be crusty old dudes who care about video games to fool you. But there's one subject that we cannot lie about: Teen sensation Justin Bieber!
At the mere mention of Justin's name, "Sterling McGarvey" (real name: Ashley) screams and throws confetti and "Jake Gaskill" (real name: Tyfffany) silently cries.
JUSTIN! WE LOVE YOU!!!! OH MY GOD JUSTIN!!!!
I'm letting you in on the truth because Madison Klepek, Taylor Pfister, Starburst Eckstein, and the rest of TheFeed crew want to warn you about an evil facebook group. A G4 reader sent our webmaster a link to a facebook page called "Can this Onion Ring get more fans than Justin Bieber?"
Who could possibly prefer a mere snack to JUSTIN? I mean, the onion is kind of cute and it can dance, but it's no Justin Bieber.
Right now, the Onion Ring has 1,215,000 fans and Justin Bieber has 1,600,782 fans, so it's getting close! and we need your help: We urge you to not go to the facebook and add to the Onion Ring's fans! Don't help put the onion ring over the top.
This is, like, rilly rilly important. If the Onion Ring wins, Justin will cry, and tiny crystaline tears will glitter on His perfect eyelashes...oh, JUSTIN! (sob, weep, running from room)