I'm a little worried about G4's Webmaster. Ever since the divorce, he's become more and more withdrawn and moody. He's not doing his homework. He forgets to feed Gumdrop. He spends a lot of time muttering about helicopters. And today I find our he's been corresponding with someone named "Dr DisRespect"
I don't approve of their friendship, and I don't approve of Dr. DisRespect's hobby of posting humorous YouTube videos of Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer kills and helpful tips.
Do you see what I mean? Why does he have to be so mean about everything?? Why can't it be like the old days when Webmaster and I could go to Chuck E. Cheese, get a pepperoni pie and just, you know, talk to each other without discussing re-spawns and sniper rifles?
(I will admit, I like the Dr.'s facial hair, but I'm not ready to take medical advice from him yet.)