I'm sure you're an awesome guy and all, but rapper Ice-T is cooler than you. Here's a multi-media exploration of the many ways Ice outclasses you:
- He dates this woman:
- He basically invented gangsta rap.
- He looks good in a red suit, but he's not Santa Claus:
He appeared on G4's Freestyle 101, and is thus a close, personal friend of mine.:
I could go on, but I don't want to depress you further.