3D Realms Teases Numerous Duke Nukem Titles

Duke Nukem is like the worst girlfriend you ever had: The short time you spent together was amazing -- maybe the best time of your life -- but then she's gone. Every time you start to get over her, an email, phone message or Facebook update brings her memory back into focus, and you miss her all over again. Today's Duke Nuke message: According to 3D Realms' CEO Scott Miller, there is more Duke on the way.

"The next few years should see a strong resurgence in Duke," Miller says in the first issue of Gamesauce. "There are numerous other Duke games in various stages of development, several due out this year. We are definitely looking to bring Duke into casual gaming spaces, plus there are other major Duke games in production... Almost all of these [projects] are unannounced," Miller said.

The games Miller alludes to are likely a pair of iPhone games (yay?), the release of the Duke Nukem Trilogy for the DS and PSP, and. just maybe, Duke Nukem Forever, the game that's been in development for 11 years and counting...oh, and there's that Duke Nukem D-Day teaser from a little bit ago.

"We've never said that Duke Nukem Forever has ceased development," Miller said. "Yes, we released the internal team, but that doesn't correlate to the demise of the project."

I, for one, am not counting on any of these games coming out, ever. I don't need my heart broken like that once again.