EKG

I bought one of those knock off systems at a store in Brooklyn, knowing very well what it was. I just had to see how crappy it was. The box showed a system that looked nearly identical to the Wii, with Vibrant 3D Graphics on a whole slew of sports games.

Taking it out of the box was a thing for the ages. It weighed about a quarter of a pound, and the remote was made of such cheap plastic the two buttons had already come off in the box. Plugging it in didn't work, since there was no plug provided in the box and I had to use one of my own.

The remote was so unresponsive that within a matter of minutes it was crystal clear that this was going to be one heck of a ride. The games looked like PS1 games, but not quite that advanced. More like what a GBA looks like when playing Wolfenstein 3D. Nothing was registering on the remote. And I finally realized that if I placed the remote down, and left it there, the game would play itself.....Then, I had to best idea ever.

I had already bought my friend a Wii for his B-Day that was in a couple days, so I took my old Wii box, and placed the knock off in there and packaged it back up. I gave it to him and, and waited. I got a call two days later when he eventually opened it and I was about to star cracking up when I picked up and say "Hahah, I got you. I'll drop off the real thing later" when he said "Dude, wanna come over and play some Wii, I've been playing the skateboarding game. I didn't know the games came built in".

Needless to say that I may have soiled myself while trying to stop laughing. He now has the REAL Wii.