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Unlike the rest of the world (seemingly), I haven't started playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 yet. A copy is waiting for me this evening and I'm anxious to join the conversation. In the meantime, I've returned to Liberty City for one final jaunt through Rockstar's faux New York City on account of the brilliant, if brilliantly flawed, Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony. The adventure's reminded me of something that's constantly nagged me in Grand Theft Auto IV, albeit a happy annoyance.
I like the dialogue too much. Rockstar's character writers are the industry's best, perfectly capturing the rhythms of the crazed men and women they drop in their ridiculous storylines. Some of my favorite Grand Theft Auto IV moments take place outside of the cut-scenes, as characters banter back and forth on the way to a mission checkpoint. I'm no fan of Grand Theft Auto IV's vehicle handling, which constantly slams me into trees and electrical posts, but I always end up at the intended destination before the character rapport actually wraps up. There's always a few more lines to listen in on.
So, I wait. And wait. I watch the traffic roll by until the dialogue finishes and, then, tap the gas every-so-slightly, finally pushing me into the floating arrow to start the next cut-scene. Of course, I constantly jump the gun and mistake a pause in the dialogue for the end of the dialogue, causing me to audibly sigh as another slice of character interaction kicks off...as the screen races to fade to black.
It's a testament to Rockstar's talents, a reminder of how the gameplay doesn't always pay respect to that work. Hopefully, the solution for the next game isn't to cut the writing short. That'd be a shame.




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Spybreak
I know, the great thing about the way Rockstar unveils this dialog is that its not mandatory so the players that want to go on with the mission will just drive to the next checkpoint or whatever but players who want to listen can, (doesn't affect gameplay as much as a cut scene does either).
brainfood
I feel your pain. sigh...
rainmanway
This has always been my favorite game!! To bad we can't have the control scheme in every game from every publisher.
triggerhippy
Rock* did it it right. I love GTA 4
madhatterz28
I actually am waiting to pick up CoD until I finish GTA4. Just picked it up again a week ago and realized I only beat about 20% of it. I am at 50% now. I love this game, and can't wait to play the expansions.
Infinite_Lives
They have been dethroned in that department and I think you know by who
MR_T3D
really? i think GTA4's driving is simply awesome.
i often took my time driving, enjoying the sights and sounds of libby city...
IcemanMX
Totally agree with you, Mr. Klepek.
-M
Drop_Six
Maybe I'm just rusty since I haven't played GTA 4 in awhile, but the car controls for TBoGT seem a little different than they were in TLAD and in GTA 4.
sukTHEfacc
wtf are u doing still playing that game...are u bored?
sukTHEfacc
the gta4 dialogue altho good, seemed very generic and stereotypical to me.
see: Uncharted 2 dialogue
patbaer
While I would tend to agree with you in GTA4 and Lost and Damned, I hated almost all the dialogue in Gay Tony.
The only character who didn't seem to hate Tony because he was gay was they guy who kept dropping the n word.
Fantastic, Rockstar. Minorities and Foreigners hate gay people and love to call them a terribly derogatory word. While it might be accurate for some, it doesn't mean I like to hear it.
SmarterThanYou
Pardon the minor Brucie-inspired 'roid-rage, but I'm tired of people complaining about the vehicle handling in GTAIV. Take two minutes to learn the basics. Learn when to use the throttle, brake, or e-brake. If you are one of the countless n00bs out there who has failed to learn these basics in the past year plus some, then of course you're going to run into inanimate objects all the time.
Geezus!
CFenix
that's what i do too.
spicypooptastic
Yea rockstar is able to make a living breathing city with extremely convincing characters, I mean their writers could be writing for televison they are that good. I hope tho in the next GTA4 city they make they make a little team to refine the combat system and the driving controls, I mean the helicopters just infuriated me.
My favorite character in gay tony was Yusif he was hilarious, hes like if roman had a multi billionaire father.
MJH243
I completely agree with you here, Patrick.
I love listening to the conversations so much, that it really is a shame for those--like me--who like to drive to every destination as fast as possible as opposed to calling a cab when the situation presents itself, I always find myself arriving way too quickly and have to park just behind the marker to hear what is the great, comedic dialogue. There's got to be way for the timing to match up in the next game in the series.
Also, I know the driving can be a real pain, but I'd have figured most of you would've treated it like sim racing. It took me a while to get used to every car's mechanics, but now I know the ins-and-outs of how each muscle car, luxury sedan, sports coupe, pickup, and import handles that its fun to drive for me... especially if I can drift masterfully!
BONERJAM
I think for the most part you are right but something that drove me nuts(incredibly nuts) about TBoGT was the interaction between Luis and his moron friends. Every time you go do a drug war mission they would talk, no problem for the first 5 times you do the missions, but an achievement for the game was to 25 of them. After about 10 missions(maybe less) you start to hear the same conversations you have already heard. I dont know about anyone else but I literally wanted to punch the screen any time either of Luis's idiot friends said anything and just imagine how annoyed I got after hearing "so Luis how is your sister?" for the 5th time.
vinny87
I beat the original GTA 4 twice and the second time through I realized how much of the dialogue i missed the first time. If you can remember the last mission you have with Brucie he is telling Niko about what drives him. Anyway i didn't get to hear the end of it but the second time i accidently flipped my car so i got to hear him confess to Niko that the only reason he had Niko kill all those people was because of roid rage. There were a couple more conversations i decided to take the long way to listen to and all of them were worth the extra minute.
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