Season two of Microsoft's trivia challenge 1 Vs. 100 starts next week on Xbox Live; specifically, on November 19th at 5PM EST. So start warming up your brains.
I don't brag about my prowess in many video games -- I'm modest like that -- but I will crush you in 1 vs. 100. I will crush you one at a time or all at once. I don't care if it's 1 vs. A Million. In spite of my superiority, I never get chosen to be The One or a member of The Mob. Hopefully, that will change with season 2, as they're tweaking the game to make inclusion based on score over rounds, weeks and the season.
Other changes: Live will automatically change your status to “Busy” if you're chosen to participate, and “The One” will strike a pose at the top of the stairs before strolling down to center stage. This way, your meticulously attired avatar will get a little air-time.
So while you knuckleheads are murdering each other in Modern Warfare 2, I'll be earning prizes and points and crap in 1 vs. 100. (Does that sound as lame to you as it does to me?)