The great (unconfirmed) Derek “The Blizzard” Snowden came into work today flossing a plastic guitar he bought at 7-11. The whole office was obviously impressed with the bleeding-edge tech, but when Derek took a sip out of a straw protruding from his axe, a legend was born. Please enjoy Mr. Snowden’s in-depth review of 7-11’s amazing cup/guitar hybrid. Or, gup.
THE 7-11 'ROCK THE GULP' BIG GULP GUITAR CUP REVIEW
I'll admit it. I enjoy a nice fountain drink now and then. I like guitars and things shaped like guitars.
Today, I learned that I can appreciate a soda in a guitar-shaped beverage container. That's it, really.
Holds 54 oz. of your favorite beverage
Available in red or blue
Has an adjustable strap with metal buckle
The raised plastic strings have surprisingly nice action
Good conversation starter
Comes with rad stickers and a handy ice cone
Does not hold 64 oz. of your favorite beverage
Not available in black or Fender
Guitar-stand-slash-hot-dog-warmer not included
Lefty flip is surprisingly unsatisfying
‘Rockin’ the Coffee’ can be fatal
I don’t like stickers or ice
Mmm, tasty and refreshing. However, do not attempt to plug into an electrical source. Results may vary. For those of you wondering why this is on a videogame blog, here's an HTML hyperlink to our Lego Rock Band review.