Obama Disses Xbox Again


Posted September 8, 2009 - By Stephen Johnson

President Barack Obama

I've stood by and watched while president Obama gave up on the public option in the healthcare overhaul, and I even support his Marxist takeover of The United States of Amerikka, but with this morning's speech to our nation's school kids, Obama has finally gone too far. Obama has dissed the Xbox -- again!

"Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility. I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn," Obama said this morning in his address to the youth of the country. "I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox," Obama said.

Obama has been flogging the "ZOMG! Turn off your Xbox!" line since before he was Supreme Dictator of the U.S., So I can only conclude that the president is a PS3 fanboy, either that or it's a coded, political "dog whistle" statement aimed at people sill using the original Xbox. He didn't' say put down the 360, after all. But either way, this aggression will not stand, man.

Obama went on to namedrop the iPhone, but not in a negative way, saying:

"Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper – but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor – maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class."

Yeah, right... You, invent an iPhone! Bah-ha-ha!

Anyway, I also heard that if you play Obama's speech to school kids backwards, all he says is "hail Satan!" again and again. But that's a rumor based on my imagination. Let us know what you think about Obama's speech in our comment section, readers!


Obama Disses Xbox Again


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