Breast physics have been an important and often overlooked aspect of video games since the Atari 2600 days of the early 1980s. But upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, coming out on the PlayStation 3 on September 29th will feature a technological breakthrough in breast physics: For the first time ever, players will control the breasts themselves.
That's right, a shake on the SixAxis controller will result in corresponding movement from female character's gazongas. A threshold has been crossed people -- I'm wiping a tear from my eye right now when I picture how far we've come as a society.
To put this milestone in its proper context, please enjoy the below X-Play video that essays the history of breasts in video games.