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Breast physics have been an important and often overlooked aspect of video games since the Atari 2600 days of the early 1980s. But upcoming Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, coming out on the PlayStation 3 on September 29th will feature a technological breakthrough in breast physics: For the first time ever, players will control the breasts themselves.
That's right, a shake on the SixAxis controller will result in corresponding movement from female character's gazongas. A threshold has been crossed people -- I'm wiping a tear from my eye right now when I picture how far we've come as a society.
To put this milestone in its proper context, please enjoy the below X-Play video that essays the history of breasts in video games.
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Jimi0088
Anyone that thinks this is a great awsome idea is RETARDED!!!!!!!! If you get off on cartoon and CG breasts then you need a life!!!!!!!!
cooperjs1
How hard would you have to shake the controller to get a nip-slip?
ahorriblemess
awesome?
teac77
Would you like a calzone with your gazongas?
deline
MGS4 - Funny Codec Easter Eggs
In Metal Gear Solid 4, while communicating with Rosemary via Codec, moving and shaking the controller will cause her breasts to bounce.
And also with Naomi i think.
Dr_Docious
Kojima already did this in MGS4. There was a cutscene with Naomi Campbell where if you shook the controller her breasts would respond accordingly. Just thought I'd mention it.
IcemanMX
GREAT! All we need now is for Larry Flynt to make a game to "properly utilize" this incredible technology.
-M
100percentgood
god, im trying to remember what game it is that when you hold a button down, it freezes boob physics, and when you let it go, they bounce everywhere when going from stationary to physics enabled... is it one of the MGS games? i doubt it...
boobs in video games will always be a fascination to games. forever. whether its making them bigger then their actual body (ala ratchet and clank 1) or super sweet jiggle physics, or creating their own engine to render them properly (DOA BV did that right?) there will always be a new, fun, and exciting way to interact with bresticles.
and for that, video games, i salute you!
(and whomever thought this up need a "real men of genius" bud light commercial ASAP... minus the bud light... and plus something that actually can be considered beer...)
slimmer
Anyone still on the fence about getting a ps3 I think this is a deal breaker.
PS3 out sells all others for the 6 month in a row (fan boys rejoice)
contactone
It does EVERYTHING.
BLURAY
BOOBIES
GAMES
xyfire
This feature wins so much. If it had any more win shoved into it, the space-time continuum would be torn.
BigDogW
Something tells me this will turn into some weird moment between a teen and his mom
DreamingDarklyRobin
I guess this makes up for the lack of violence in sigma 2.....
RRODisBack
Only possible on the PS3. Play b3yond indeed.
Ultimicia07
wow i can't stop laughing at this.
so i have to wonder how violently one would have to shake the controller to get some comical jiggle-ation to liven up even the dullest cinematics?
RichiPuppy
Why?
LarcenousLaugh
Wow... how deep in the hallows of antiquity did you guys have to dig to find that gem? Considering that it didn't even have DOA Volleyball, that has to be back a few years (and I am not even couting the old school x-play gun graphic).
Nothing like a good bit of coding to rise above the breast.... am I right!
I think it's time to milk this for all the horrible breast puns while we have the chance.
jasomania
Finally a decent use of the SIXAXIS
Arguello
This is a day that will live in infamy.
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