I'm having a full-on existential crisis. I've been confronted with incontrovertible evidence of the inevitability of my own mortality by the below video from Fight Night Round 4.
The video depicts young George Foreman facing off against Old George Foreman in some kind of nightmarish boxing ring of the damned. It's like my internal life in video game form.
Alternative George Foreman is coming soon as DLC. (I'll be spending the rest of my day under the desk, shaking.)