Accompanying Nintendo's announcement of black Wii controllers, the company is also putting out a Pink and White DSi. Starting Sept. 13, white and pink will join already available DSi colors blue and black, so everyone can have the shade of Nintendo DSi he/she really wants... provide he/she really wants one of those four colors.
I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to floss a pink Nintendo DSi. In fact, I look forward to whipping it out on the subway and looking around at the other commuters like, "What? You got a problem with my effeminate gaming system?" and daring anyone to say anything. That's how I do.
I'm going to play only games about grooming and riding a pony or caring for a baby on my pink DSi too. And if anyone says anything, I'm going to be like, "Son, you are in for a world of pain," then I'm going to whip out my taser and be like "BLAUGHW! 50,000 volts to the temple! How you like me now?"
That's going to be awesome.
Anyway, new colors for the DSi starting in couple weeks! Get 'em while they're pink and white!
In related "Nintendo is for girls and soccer moms" news, Wii Fit Plus has a date. You'll be able to finally get in shape on October 4th.
According to Nintendo, "This enhanced version of the top-selling game offers a range of new features, along with new exercises, yoga activities and balance games designed to keep workouts fun... Wii Fit Plus will replace the current Wii Fit configuration at retail, and will be bundled with the Wii Balance Board accessory at a suggested retail price of $99.99."
It's $19.99 for just the disc.