I tried eating my 360 controller the other day, and it tasted like plastic and broken dreams. If only I had had a 360 Bento box like the one pictured above I would have had a nice lunch and a mouth full of unchipped teeth. It looks delicious, right?
The controller is mostly Jasmine rice, but other key ingredients include seedless cuke slices, Konnyaku (gray Japanese yam cake), and a large amount of seared Spam Lite. The only bit of unnatural color in the box: The blue button. That's egg white with blue food coloring. There is no blue food. My only suggestion is adding a little more red pepper to make the Red Ring.
Laura Bento made this for her boyfriend. He is either a very lucky guy or a very unlucky one; I can't decide which. While I appreciate the work, care and craftsmanship that went into creating this (and the other elaborate Bento Boxes on Laura's Flickr stream), the obsessiveness of the Bento Box thing creeps me out just a tiny bit... but then, hey, I eat totally ugly Sloppy Joes for lunch, so I probably shouldn't talk.
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ABXPuPpeT
same here it might scratch my gums, hopely it comes with a towal
vaajtswv
I wouldn't eat that. RROD might turn biological, and I have no intention of becoming patient zero. At least, not without a warranty.
FeximusMaximus
I think I'm gonna be sick.
CALiiGeDDon
haha awesome, i wonder what they will make next....edible cliffyb? if yes then i'll put some fireworks in it and watch it explode, he deserves it for ruining the online gameplay for gears of war 2. the game itself is awesome but the lag if just toooooooooooooooooooo dang band
BigDogW
did you say SPAM i love SPAM
SourProphit
Wow, some people have WAY too much time on their hands.
UndiscoveredBum
Sloopy Joes are in no way ugly SIR. They are beautiful like a waterfall...overflowing with goodness. Messy yet incredible. And I just checked out those Bento Boxes and have your answer: Creepy. In fact, totally "Im a stalker and will cut your/my wrist/throat if you leave" creepy. F'woah
ProjektX13
Somebody watches Food Detectives
Moye
Yum. Fresh grapes and spam.
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