Justin Timberlake Selling Cologne In An MP3 Player Bottle


Posted August 25, 2009 - By Stephen Johnson

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Classy French perfumer Givenchy is creating a new fragrance based on Justin Timberlake's unique stench. Play is contained in a bottle that looks like an MP3 player or an iPod. According to Givenchy, the bottle, designed by French sculptor Serge Mansau, was inspired by "mobile multimedia gadgets, those quintessential objects of modernity and style that have become both everyday objects and icons of our era." Look for a series of Justin Timberlake ads in glossy magazines this month. The fragrance comes in both regular and "intense" varieties.

Speaking of intensity, here's a little advice: Go easy on the cologne, fellas. Easier even than you think you should go. Seriously, that's too much. Half of that much. Just a tiny hint. That's what the ladies like. Just a tiny, tiny bit.

Oh, and don't buy Justin Timberlake cologne in a dumb MP3 bottle either. It's stupid and desperate. Find some classy fragrance instead. It will cost you, but it will be worth it.

You know what, all of this stuff with cologne is pretty complicated. Just forget it. Order a pizza and play Bubble Bobble instead.


Tags: Music, Style
Justin Timberlake Selling Cologne In An MP3 Player Bottle


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