Whether or not your goal in life is to kick the crap out of Ares, I bet you've always wanted Kratos' Blades of Chaos. Thanks to United Cutlery, you can have one (or two if you require a matching set). PlayStation Blog served up the details on these swank God of War replicas:
"The scaled replica of Kratos’ Blades of Chaos, stretches 20 13/16” overall and is designed with a 12 7/16” blade constructed from solid-cast zinc aluminum with a custom-etched mold texture, and unique fantasy grindings that mirror the piece used in the game. The handle grip is injection-molded and surrounded by an intricate, detailed cast-metal guard and pommel. The Blades of Chaos replica includes a custom display stand with the God of War logo."
You can pre-order your very own Blade of Chaos for $123.99 right here.
A lot of you are big God of War fans, but would you drop this much cash for the blades? What would you use them for? I wouldn't buy them myself, but if I had one, I'd definitely use it for banal kitchen duties. Celery, you are no match for my Blade of Chaos!!!