Christina Aguilera Injures Herself In Wii Accident


Posted July 16, 2009 - By Stephen Johnson

Christina Aguilera

Pregnant women, young children, people with heart conditions, diabetics and the easily excited or dismayed are strongly advised to stop reading this post right now -- it might prove too much for you to handle. According to Showbiz Spy.com, singer Christina Aguilera has been injured by her Nintendo Wii.

“Christina loves her Wii as a fun way to do a little work out,” a source told Showbiz Spy.com. “On this one occasion she and [husband Jordan Bratman] were in the middle of a particularly heated game of tennis and Christina came off a little worse for wear in a run-in with a table lamp. She has a bruised hand but is more upset that she lost the game!”

"It was a living nightmare. Blood was everywhere,"  Bratman did not say. "The moment Cristina bruised her hand playing Wii Sports, I realized that there is no God, the Universe is infinitely uncaring and all human life is but a morass of suffering and sorrow that will end with a lonely, painful death." Bratman did not add.

Imaginary doctors at a fictional Los Angeles hospital put Aguilera's chances of survival at 40 percent and predict decades of extensive psychotherapy until she is able to sing again.  

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Christina Aguilera Injures Herself In Wii Accident


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