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Happy Canada Day From G4tv.com!

Andrew: Today is July 1st, and on this day in 1973, Canada declared its indepdence from the United States after a bloody 10-year war -- one that some might say is still being fought in small border towns to this day.* In celebration of her sovereignty, Raymond Padilla has assembled a tribute to Canada's best in game development, while I -- a guy who has actually been detained by authorities at the Canadian border -- wasted yet another afternoon proving that I don't have what it takes to become a game designer. Or a comedian.

Happy Birthday, Canadian readers! 

* Needs citation.

Raymond: While everyone around the world knows Canadian treasures like Chris Jericho, Kristin Kreuk, and Diana Krall, the country has made several notable contributions to the gaming world. While the Canadian government offers some generous incentives to Canadian developers, there's just some outstanding talent in the land of Celine Dion. One of gaming's longest running television programs also comes from Canada. Here are some reasons gamers should be thankful for The Great White North.

Mass Effect 2

BioWare: I've been to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. There's a giant mall there (it has its own water park and everything). Normally it's the kind of place I'd go to once and never go back to again, but it happens to be the hometown of one of my favorite developers in the world. From Baldur's Gate to Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic to Mass Effect, BioWare has been serving up role-playing awesomeness since 1995. Although February in Edmonton was one of the coldest experiences of my life, I will always jump at the chance to visit the BioWare gang. Excellent games made by excellent people -- what more could you ask for?!?

Notable personalities: Dr. Ray Muzyka and Dr. Greg Zeschuk


EA Canada: From loads of Need for Speed games to more recent hits like Skate and Fight Night: Round 4, this Burnaby studio has a ton going on. Of course it helps that it's backed by one of the largest publishers in the business, but being big and having lots of people doesn't necessarily lead to quality games. Skate and Fight Night are considered the games in their respective genres. That's pretty awesome.

Notable personalities: Rory Armes and Keith Munro

Electric Playground Logo

The Electric Playground: Serving up gaming television since 1997, The Electric Playground is like the granddaddy of gaming video...except gramps is still going strong today! Produced by Greedy Productions in Vancouver, The Electric Playground was one of the first and is still one of the best shows about interactive entertainment. Executive producer and host Victor Lucas should be lauded for helping gamers get a new way to digest some awesome gaming info.

Notable personalities: Victor Lucas and Jose "Fubar" Sanchez


Radical Entertainment: Another one of British Columbia's finest, this Vancouver developer is currently on gamers' minds for Prototype, but it also made some incredibly enjoyable diversions like The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction and Scarface: The World is Yours.

Notable Personalities: Kelly Zmak

Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War

Relic Entertainment: Also from the lovely city of Vancouver comes this excellent developer of real-time strategy games. The company started off with a bang thanks to the excellent Homeworld, went through an awkward phase with Impossible Creatures, and found its groover again with the Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War games. While I'm here, I just want to apologize to Relic co-founder Alex Garden, for that time my best friend and I were wandering around Vancouver drunk, happened to stumble upon the Relic office, and left silly messages on the front door.

Notable personalities: Alex Garden (currently at Nexon) and Jonathan Dowdeswell


Silicon Knights: Although this St. Catherines, Ontario company has been getting negative attention from Too Human and its legal skirmish with Epic Games, there was a time when Silicon Knights was worshiped by Nintendo fanboys (i.e. Billy Berghammer). Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem and Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes were great games for the GameCube system. Although Too Human wasn't much of a success, expect Silicon Knights to serve up something great in the near future.

Notable personalities: Dennis Dyack and Steve Henifin

Ubisoft Montreal: This is the studio behind My Word Coach. 'Nuff said. Just kidding. Tons of great titles have emerged from this fine developer from this fine French-Canadian city. While millions of fans have been entertained by the studios' various Tom Clancy games, its work on Assassin's Creed and Prince of Persia really stands out. Loved by critics and fans alike, these two titles meld great action and beautiful art direction into an excellent interactive experience. Ubi Montreal cranks out games that are as delicious as poutine.

Notable personalities: Yannis Mallat and Jade Raymond

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Design Document -- Andrew Pfister's Imagine: Canada

Elevator Pitch:  "PixelJunk Monsters meets SCTV"

Game Type: Tower Defense/Interactive Fiction

Plot: NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman wants new franchises in Memphis, Houston, Helena, Montgomery, East St. Louis, and Honolulu -- and he's got his eye on Canadian teams for relocation. He's sending his lawyers and "interested investor groups" to famed Canadian hockey arenas, and it's up to you to set up a network of defenders to fight off their attack waves.

"Tower" Types

Maple Syrup -- Attracts ants. Horrifying, giant man-eating ants.
Mountie Outpost -- Instead of horses, Mounties ride moose, and moose have hockey skates. Moose also talk and say "aboot" a lot…let's shoot for the moon here.
Strip Clubs -- Incapacitates American businessmen who hear "they're the best."
Metric Converter Stations -- Turns 10 enemy units into 3.048 units.
American Movie Set -- Use tax incentives to entice Hollywood productions, which will in turn block pathways to arena.

Special Mechanics

Hero Characters -- Can be summoned once per battle for a special move. (e.g., Bret "The Hitman" Hart's Sharpshooter, Alex Trebek's Trivia Challenge, Celine Dion's Sharpshooter)

Prime Minister -- Can randomly call for "new elections," which re-arrange key map placements.

Cliché Busters -- Answer a legitimate question about Canada's history, geography, current events, or populace for a screen-clearing bonus.

Proposed Budget: $45,000,000 (CDN)

(© 2009 Andrew Pfister, Inc.)

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  • Close_Shave

    @Buzzerker74: Douchebag troll....

    Posted: July 7, 2009 7:45 AM | Reply | Report
    Close_Shave
  • Buzzerker74

    It doesnt matter what color you are, if you come from canada you are a stinky french canadian douche bag by birth, and YOU suck ass!!!!!!!!!

    Posted: July 5, 2009 1:59 PM | Reply | Report
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  • Buzzerker74

    no plasma cake im not racist, i have been to canada twice, i said those things because its true, CANADA SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!

    Posted: July 5, 2009 1:56 PM | Reply | Report
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  • Plasma_Cake

    For all the people that thinks Canada sucks, get this Vancouver is 4 best city in the world, Toronto is 15th, Ottawa is 16th and Montreal is 23th (I think) and Calgary is 26th (I think) best city to live in and above that all the other cities are American there is no American cities before 27th best. So what if we have big line ups at least our is not crap, well a least when Obama does something.
    @ Buzzerker74 is saying that Canada sucks becuase:
    1. He never been to Canada.
    2. He is racist cow.
    3. All Americans that think Canada sucks is like that.

    Posted: July 4, 2009 9:27 AM | Reply | Report
    Plasma_Cake
  • DaBigFatCow

    yay, G4tv did something Canada Day related! Canada is great! I live there. Its not like G4techTV (Canada) did anything on their news feed. hah

    Posted: July 3, 2009 8:48 PM | Reply | Report
    DaBigFatCow
  • Buzzerker74

    (ethnically speaking^^^)

    Posted: July 3, 2009 1:39 PM | Reply | Report
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  • Buzzerker74

    are you calling mee an un educated savage r-pad? with a name like Padilla we're not too far apart, seeing as how im native to this great country in which we live.

    Posted: July 3, 2009 1:38 PM | Reply | Report
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  • Buzzerker74

    wow, i really touched a nerve there didnt i? i got called a racist, stupid, and r pad had a snarky remark for me too. and to think i was only kidding with you guys, you canadians need to tell your government to buy you each a sense of humor.

    Posted: July 3, 2009 1:34 PM | Reply | Report
    Buzzerker74
  • parge

    @jsun31 are u kidding?I'm very proud to be Canadian,I've been to quebec lots(family)and if u don't speak french u don't get treated equally as u would if u were a frenchy.Unless yur with locales.And newfie's sound the way they do because they've been drunk on the Rock 4 over 100 years haha, newfie's r the best

    Posted: July 3, 2009 6:14 AM | Reply | Report
    parge
  • Smartguy81

    @Ray

    You must have missed the point there. The sample size is one of the most important factors. If everyone is under one roof, the quality is poor. If we have many different institutions, insurance companies, schools, etc...then the quality goes up. Sample size is important. A small private school does better not only because it has its own education mandates decided by educators....but because it manages an appropriately sized student body.

    I hate government Ray. When i am finally done with school...I will sue them for fun.

    Posted: July 3, 2009 5:37 AM | Reply | Report
    Smartguy81
  • jsun31

    OVER several generations I may add

    Posted: July 2, 2009 7:15 PM | Reply | Report
    jsun31
  • jsun31

    Those who decended from Irish families and lived in the maritime provinces probably developed the accent, just to clear things up...

    Posted: July 2, 2009 7:14 PM | Reply | Report
    jsun31
  • jsun31

    OH! By the way, the so called accent is for the maritime provinces (Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, New Brunswick, Newfoundland)! Once again, don't judge us!

    Posted: July 2, 2009 7:13 PM | Reply | Report
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  • jsun31

    @parge We are not all "self absorbed and ignorant about the world around us". We just hate how everyone labels us with stereotypes that rarely happen. I'm not being self absorbed, I know that my country has its faults and that there are other countries that are better than us overall. Not many Canadians are too proud about their country but in many cases they are proud of the country they originated from due to the rich ethnic diversity here. We can't be ignorant about the world as there are many cultures surrounding us.

    Posted: July 2, 2009 7:05 PM | Reply | Report
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  • 360_Mafia_Godfather

    Canadian Destroyer FTW!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=-YBs3I8kDuw

    Posted: July 2, 2009 7:03 PM | Reply | Report
    360_Mafia_Godfather
  • LucasFFXI

    @Buzzerker74
    Are you stupid? Do you have something against Canada?

    Posted: July 2, 2009 3:53 PM | Reply | Report
    LucasFFXI
  • parge

    quebec ,awesome strippers and and u can get wobbly pops 24/7, can't beat that.But the people there are like Americans,self absorbed and ignorant about the world around them

    Posted: July 2, 2009 3:50 PM | Reply | Report
    parge
  • r_pad

    @Smartguy81 Sure, but comparing test scores doesn't really mean anything either. The sample sizes and conditions are very different.

    Posted: July 2, 2009 3:23 PM | Reply | Report
    r_pad
  • Smartguy81

    @Ray
    Simpler answer: I don't want to buy your medicine. Take care of yourself. It is that rights vs privileges argument. One school example out of the thousands doesn't constitute a norm either. Just because socialism has failed everywhere doesn't mean it will work here. I like you Ray..but we will never agree on the nanny state or taxpayer supporting something like this.

    @json
    Not at all. It was merely to show the example of public vs private...or Government run vs Private Sector if you will.

    @js

    Posted: July 2, 2009 1:06 PM | Reply | Report
    Smartguy81
  • Smartguy81

    @Ray
    Just because you have one example that stands out amongst the many doesn't make it the norm. Just because socialism fails everywhere else doesn't mean it will work here. I like you Ray...but we have different views entirely when it comes to the nanny state.

    Posted: July 2, 2009 1:00 PM | Reply | Report
    Smartguy81

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