Hey, masochists, I am about the blow your mind with the awesome power of the internet. Check this out: If you download this special version of Internet Explorer 8, you not only receive the web browser, you receive a free, previously unreleased Nickelback track. That's right, you not only receive a fine Microsoft product with which to look at the web, you also can "rock out" to the music of one of the finest bands in rock and roll history.
Either that or you could sit in a parking lot and eat dirt -- your choice.
I asked Attack of the Show comedy guru Casey "Office Jesus" Shreiner about the deal, and he said, "Isn't having to use Internet Explorer enough of a punishment?"
Update: The name of this band is "Nickelback." I apologize to the band and all of their fans for misspelling the name of this fine musical combo in my original post.
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Baybutt99
ok so i fly to portigul so i can throw rocks at nickelback to better the world..http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=P7F3O6WYfHQ... any they do this....honestly is no one else gonna man up and do it? Im gonna have to end them myself arent I???
Teejay_1994
This is a good reason NOT to download IE 8. I'm almost ashamed to be from the same country as these guys. Safari FTW!
kHill212
Get a song from a terrible band in exchange for dling a subpar browser. Quite a deal...
timbococ
...a genius who posted a broken link. Here it is: http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/p ost/691175/Nickelback-Tells-Yo u-To-Quit-Guitar-Hero-Start-A- Band.html
timbococ
Awesome old post about Nickelback written by some genius: http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/bl og/post/691175/Nickelback_Tell s_You_To_Quit_Guitar_Hero_Star t_A_Band.html
Wozman23
I still use IE, because i could care less, but i may finally switch to firefox because i hate Nickelback so much i don't even want the free track.
rochin
WOW, lots of real ungrateful people here. You get free music for downloading a free product. If you do not like IE8 or the band, you are not forced to download either. All the trash is just uncalled for. Let's at least try to act like mature people and not spoiled kids.
Jimbodawg
Step 1: Download IE 8.
Step 2: Receive free track.
Step 3: Uninstall IE 8.
Step 4: ??????
Step 5: PROFIT!?!?
Oinkness
That's not the only typo you made.. Are you going to make an update for every single one? And why won't G4 find someone to proofread their news updates, since the majority of them are plagued with typos?
RedRingsOfDeath
pirate bay????
m60feral
@Penetrator72
no way you're that dumb, of course it's a joke
deftrhiney
No way, i get a sub-par browser and a §hitty song from a douchier band than linkin park?!!1
C4ptainAw3some
from reading stuff online chrome is faster, but doesn't have all the fancy add-ons as firefox does.
Mexico619
i'm thinking of getting google chrome is it any good? or is there any other better ones?
slimmer
IE sucks no matter the #
MadPaulKilla
I hate that band more than any word can describe.
Tjoeb123
I wonder what track it is?
l33t360
Wow, I am definitely not going to download it now.
Phategod
lets here it for NickelCrap
Hyphnip
Well then, that makes it even less likely that I'll ever switch back to Internet Explorer. I hate Nickelback more than I can put into words!
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