Here's a situation where I'd love Office Space's jump to conclusions game to be shipped across the Internet. Double Fine founder and Brutal Legend mastermind Tim Schafer broadcasted to Facebook and Twitter that he was "getting on this plane and flying to the UK for one day to meet with someone who's threatening to cancel."
Given the recent voice actor switcheroo that occurred between rocker Dio and actor Tim Curry, people quickly started posting and assuming that Schafer was dealing with another drop out. Not true, actually.
"Oh, you crazy blogs," he wrote today. "I appreciate the concern, but I just meant cancel a recording session. Not cancel themselves from the game."
Step away from the ledge, Internet. Breathe.