If you're a classy guy like I am, you know which fork to pick your teeth with and what wine goes best with a maxi-melt burrito from Taco Bell (hint: A Central Californian Sirah). You also have no doubt heard of Liverpool's Stuart Hughes. This upscale retailer promises "The world's most luxurious communications and bespoke elements." Among those bespoke elements, the platinum and diamond iPhone case you see above.
According to the company, a colossal amount of platinum was used (totaling approx 230 grams) in developing these cases, and each "is started and finished by hand with 53 VVS1 diamonds settled in the platinum Apple logo. The resulting telephone is "outstanding even down to the precise polishing to reveal its most scintillating appearance."
How much will it cost you to be a man of true iPhone distinction? Only $37,406.32. On the downside, if I see you talking into one of these blinged-out handsets at the mall, I will totally pour an Orange Julius on your shoes.