I know nothing about women's underwear. I'm not wearing a pair right now, that's for sure! But I felt I should share this pair of iPod-related undergarments with you, "borrowed" from Gizmodo.
I spoke to G4's Dana Vinson, because she is a woman and an iPhone owner, and she said: "The 'slide to unlock' should be printed in the fun zone. Right now it's printed on the Switzerland of the bathing-suit area. It's the neutral zone. I get it, but I would never wear these. I wouldn't want anyone 'unlocking' me who would think that these were cool. And this is coming from a girl who, in the early aughts, once got picked up by a guy who said to her, 'Do you want to see my iPod? It has a touch-wheel!' The underwear is a little creepy, but I'm not sure why."
There you have it!