Hey, Mr. Got-No-Money, I've got a video game deal for you: Xbox Original title Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex is available now at a bargain price. Normally, this colorful, cartoonish platformer would set you back 1200 Microsoft Points, but this week, it's available to Gold members of Live for the low, low price of 800 Micro-bucks. At that price, you can't afford not to play Crash Bandicoot!
This is a bargain with a capital "B". Don't listen to those nattering negativists who say, "It's a seven year old game that was pretty average to begin with, so the original price of $14.99 is practically criminal, and even 800 Points is too many."
Fiddle-faddle, I say. Humbug, good man! This is a bargain! Microsoft said so itself.