You've been pining for Duke Nukem Forever... forever and who knows if it'll ever really be released? While you're waiting for the Halley's Comet of video games, you can still enjoy the adventures of the butt-kicking, stripper loving bad ass, Duke Nukem in three new portable games for the PSP and the Nintendo DS; Duke Nukem: Critical Mass, Duke Nukem: Chain Reaction and Duke Nukem: Proving Grounds.
The trio of titles (the first of which will be released in late '09) will share one long over-arching narrative with each game leading right into the next. The games are expected to have a Mature rating on the PSP and a Teen rating on the DS. Come get some!