I know what you're thinking. "Uwe Boll makes such brilliant cinematic masterpieces, but how cool would it be if I could somehow contribute to his poignant craft?" You are finally in luck! It appears that the esteemed Mr. Boll has been accepting funds for his latest film in exchange for co-producer titles. Just think: For only $49 US Dollars (33 Euros) YOU -- yes,YOU -- can get legitimate credentials of being a co-producer of an Uwe Boll film!
The film is called Blackout and it has been described as a "terrorist disaster tale." Our friend, Mr. Boll, needs your help getting it made because "the man" is trying to stop all of that from happening. Well, we're not going to let "the man," tell us that movies have to include dumb things like "plot," "interesting characters," and "decent acting." We're gonna stick it to him and help Uwe out!
Additionally, there will be other incentives for your donation, err..buy-in. Wouldn't you like to get an opportunity to win a trip to the set (in Canada!), a possible supporting role in the film, cash prizes (amounts based on the film profits), or various yet-to-be-named prizes?
You are probably thinking: "Enough, enough, already! WHERE can I go as quickly as possible to make sure Uwe has MY support?!" You will be glad to know that he is accepting funds via Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and even Paypal through his site for the film called TheBlackoutFilm.com.
You need to hurry. The site will only be open until March 31. If Boll does not reach at least 43% of the funds he needs then he may elect to scrap the film altogether. (And we wouldn't want that to happen, would we?) In such a scenario, Boll has said that at least $40 (27 Euros) of the $49USD/33EUR you invest will be returned. Even if the film never happens, you can rest assured that you left Uwe Boll with a parting gift. How can you NOT jump on this opportunity?