If you've been itching to add a South Park application to your iPhone suite, it's not going to happen: Apple rejected the game.
BoingBoing got the scoop from creators Matt Parker and Trey Stone. Here's what controversial duo had to say:
We first announced our iPhone App back in October, after we submitted the Application to Apple for approval. After a couple of attempts to get the application approved, we are sad to say that our app has been rejected. According to Apple, the content was "potentially offensive." But Apple did admit that the standards would evolve, citing that when iTunes first launched it didn't sell any music with explicit lyrics. At this point, we are sad to say, the app is dead in the water. Sorry, South Park fans.
BoingBoing managed to get hold of some screengrabs, in case you want to dwell on what might have been.
Like Cartman and BoingBoing, I blame Kyle's Mom. She's a big fat b*tch.