I'm tired of my Xbox LIVE avatar looking like a damn hobo. Luckily, the good people at Microsoft have my back. The company is putting out formal avatar-wear, just in time for Valentine's Day! For the gentlemen, a dark formal suit and for the ladies, a stunning red dress. Chic! These designer togs are free, too so no worries about the price. The new clothes are available right now and will be so in the future.
Now I'll be able to take my Xbox LIVE girlfriend out on a nice Xbox LIVE date. We're going to have drinks at Left 4 Dead, then cruise over for a lovely irradiated-corpse dinner in Fallout 3, and finish off the evening with some Gears of War 2 multiplayer action. And when I say "Action," you know what I mean.