Olivia loves pie more than life itself and that is why she has dedicated this week and in fact has sacrificed her body in order to get Congress' attention regarding her Pie Week Petition. Won't you watch her public service announcement on why January should have its own Pie Week?
Try to forget that veterans, Jesus, and Martin Luther King, Jr. only get one day and think about how the more signatures we get, the more unclothed Olivia gets. Oh also, think of the pie.
If the petition gets 50,000 signatures, which right now is totally a possibility, Ms. Munn will go from the already promised french maid costume to a sexier, skimpier version for her dive into a giant pie, and in fact, into giant pie history.
Sign that petition!