The Moon is a shiny, magical orb that appears in the sky at night. See, scientists think the Moon used to be part of the Earth, but a big, nasty meteor crashed, knocking a big chunk off the Earth to create the orbiting splender now known as the Moon.
We've been to the Moon a few times and much like Tampa, Florida, there's not much to do there except play golf and chase alligators; however, our review of the Moon is a favorable one, because it is simply awesome...
Wait, what? I'm not reviewing the actual Moon? There's a new FPS for the Nintendo DS called Moon?
Oh, my bad.
Good thing X-Play's here to bring us the review of the game!