'Love Guru' Leads The 2008 Razzie Nominations


Posted January 21, 2009 - By Joseph Baxter

It's that time of the year again, when the crappiest films of the previous year get their props for the craptacular crapness of crap that they crapped on us. That's right, it's the 2008 Razzie Awards nominees!

Leading the pack of the ignominious awards with seven nominations, is Mike Myers' flop, The Love Guru. It seems that a gratuitous dose of Jessica Alba, shameless hype on American Idol (It worked for Jumper, didn't it? ...Wait.), and an Austin Powers-like satire style was not enough to save this one from mockery. (Not to be confused with the talented Whose Line is it Anyway? repertory player.)

Still, what would a discussion about the Razzies (or bad movies in general) be without mentioning the name of Uwe Boll? Well, no need for him to feel left out. Besides being nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Director, Worst Screenplay, Worst Supporting Actor (Burt Reynolds from In the Name of the King), and Worst Supporting Actor for his own role in Postal, Boll will be "honored" with a Worst Career Achievement Award. Really, at this point they might as well just rename these awards, "the Uwies."

The list of nominees:

Worst Picture:

    * Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
    * The Happening
    * The Hottie and The Nottie
    * In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
    * The Love Guru

Worst Actor:

    * Larry the Cable Guy, Witless Protection
    * Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave
    * Mike Myers, The Love Guru
    * Al Pacino, 88 Minutes and Righteous Kill
    * Mark Wahlberg, The Happening and Max Payne

Worst Actress:

    * Jessica Alba, The Eye and The Love Guru
    * Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith and Meg Ryan, The Women
    * Cameron Diaz, What Happens In Vegas
    * Paris Hilton, The Hottie And The Nottie
    * Kate Hudson, Fools Gold and My Best Friend’s Girl

Worst Supporting Actor

    * Uwe Boll, Postal
    * Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!
    * Ben Kingsley, The Love Guru, War Inc and The Wackess
    * Burt Reynolds, Deal and In The Name Of The King
    * Verne Troyer, The Love Guru and Postal

Worst Supporting Actress

    * Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
    * Paris Hilton, Repo: The Genetic Opera
    * Kim Kardashian, Disaster Movie
    * Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
    * Leelee Sobieski, 88 Minutes and In The Name Of The King

Worst Screen Couple Nominations

    * Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
    * Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher, What Happens In Vegas
    * Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, Hottie & The Nottie
    * Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy, Witless Protection
    * Eddie Murphy In Eddie Murphy, Meet Dave

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel Nominations 2008

    * The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
    * Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
    * Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
    * Speed Racer
    * Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director

    * Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
    * Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
    * Tom Putnam, The Hottie And The Nottie
    * Marco Schnabel, The Love Guru
    * M. Night Shyamalan, The Happening

Worst Screenplay

    * Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
    * The Happening, M. Night Shyamalan
    * The Hottie And The Nottie, Heidi Ferrer
    * In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Doug Taylor
    * The Love Guru, Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement

    * Uwe Boll

I will reserve my comments for two issues:

1. I wholeheartedly agree with the "Worst Picture" nomination of (surefire bet) Meet the Spartans. I actually had the misfortune of picking up a used copy of this atrocity. I figured "Yeah, there is no doubt that it is sub-par. However, I liked 300, so it might be worth a few cheap laughs. Hey, they took a shot at Chris Crocker, it cannot be THAT bad." Well...all I can say is that it is one of the most unwatchable pieces of garbage ever made! In no way whatsoever did it even evoke so much as a light-hearted chuckle from me. It is filled with nothing but clichéd concepts and obligatory "timely" pop-culture references (which will be lost on anyone with the misfortune of viewing the film in 5 years.) Most importantly, in this and all of these "(fill in the blank) movie" films, they managed to forget the important part of actually including the joke! They must think that by simply including a reference to a current film, fad, or news story, it is equivalent to making some kind of poignant satirical observation. Well, not so. It is a compete and utter waste of time and celluloid.

2. The "Worst Prequel" nomination of The Clone Wars is kind of a touchy issue for me. As a Star Wars geek, and objectively, as a viewer, I LOVE the Clone Wars Cartoon Network series. Overlooking the flaw of neglecting to introduce us to the "expanded universe" characters, this film would have served nicely as a television pilot. Sure, it had NO BUSINESS whatsoever being in theaters, but the smooth dialogue and clever rapport between characters totally outshines the prequel films. The action is very satisfying, as well. I do wish the people who decided on the nominations would have given this film a pass in that regard, but whatever...


'Love Guru' Leads The 2008 Razzie Nominations


Blog Tags

  • International Sexy Ladies Show: Messy Cat Fight

    Posted: January 27, 2010

    644,696 Views | 00:49

  • Sara Underwood's Naked Bike Ride

    Posted: June 22, 2011

    1,316,284 Views | 05:20

  • Laser Snake Robots, More Mars Rovers and BigDog Is Back

    Posted: September 25, 2012

    1,290 Views | 03:00

  • NBA 2K13 Launch Trailer

    Posted: October 4, 2012

    5,601 Views | 01:53

  • Casual Vomiting - Web Soup Investigates

    Posted: March 30, 2011

    7,570 Views | 02:52