Oh man, what a week! Friday Battlestar Galactica comes back, Monday is MLK day so I don't have to come into work, Tuesday President Obama gets sworn in, and I might be getting a dog!

But you don't really care, do you? You came here for Mister Casey Schreiner and his awesomely hilarious way of telling you about the recent happenings in the world of MMOs. Returning from his holiday and Las Vegas convention sabbatical, Casey comes back with a fury, telling you about a new record for EVE Online players signed-on at the same time, the new gameplay footage and info about DC Universe Online from last week's Consumer Electronics Show, WTF Second Life's successful attempt to ruin a marriage, and the digestion problems of our camera man, famed horror film director Joe Lynch. You'll see.

So prepare for your three-day weekend, enjoy the ridiculously warm weather if you're in California, and celebrate a new chapter in the history of our nation however you see fit. This is...

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