I know what you're thinking: It's Monday afternoon and I haven't had the urge to jam a pencil into my ear at all. I've got just the thing.
Here is a commercial for a new piece of Microsoft software that will create terrible music when you sing into your PC's microphone.
If you can sit through this entire video I will give you $10, but sadly, will not be able to give you the money because YOU WILL BE IN A COMA.
I made it up until the dude says, "Microsoft, huh? So that means it's easy to use?" For all I know, the ending features a talking clam and the first 2 minutes of the new season of 24. I just don't know.