Future president Barack Obama has declared a winner in the console war: The Nintendo Wii.
According to the New York Times, the Obama family received a Wii for Christmas and Obama said he used it to practice bowling. He's very, very bad at actual bowling -- The future leader of the Free World rolled a 37 while on the campaign trail!
So Obama spent time playing games over the holidays, but isn't this the same Barack Obama who said...
"We'll make sure government gets behind the schools. But it won't make much of a difference if parents aren't turning off the television set and putting away the video games and making sure that our children are doing their homework."
...a few month ago on the campaign trail? Why wasn't Barack doing his own homework? Is the Wii a gateway-console? Will Barack become addicted to gaming and let our nation fall to ruin as he levels his Undead Death Knight up to 80 in World of Warcraft? Surely this is the biggest political scandal since Iran Contra! Wii-Gate! Impeach Obama and steal his Wii!