Have you ever felt like taking a jog across the river from the city while your portly coach leads you on a bicyle yelling out inspirational phrases? Well, thanks to Japanese gamer apparel company King of Games you can do so while proving to everyone just how much nerd cred you have.
The Punch-Out hooide is a pullover with a cityscape, boxing gloves, and the original Nintendo game's logo on the front. On the back is the quote, "Dancin' like a fly, bit like a mosquito!" But the big surprise is the pair of knitted warm-up gloves in the front pouch. These fingerless palm-warmers are prefect for your waterside workout while you punch the air triumphantly.
The bad news; if you want to order one, you'll probably need someone who speaks Japanese.