Ever dream of a world where humans are pulled around in carts by dogs, and never have to bother walking again? Well, thanks to useless technology and the good folks at Neatorama we have arrived at your dreamland.

Yes, a new super steering apparatus (pictured above) allows you to attach your dog to your scooter, bike or skateboard so he can pull you along. Everyone wins, really. The dog gets exercise, you get no exercise, and humans strike another blow at the oncoming canine overthrow many have feared for years.

Why not just use a leash, you wonder? Well, apparently by placing the dog behind the steering apparatus, you're able to have much more control over where you're headed (so you don’t end up at the local chew toy factory every time you head out for a walk, presumably). Touché.

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