Stallone And Lundgren Reunite?


Posted November 26, 2008 - By Joseph Baxter

In a recent red carpet interview at the premiere of Transporter 3, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he intends to bring none other than Dolph Lundgren into the cast of his upcoming film, The Expendables. The film, written and directed by Stallone, is set for 2010, and will be about a team of mercenaries in South America sent to overthrow a ruthless dictator. (And you line his pockets every time you fill up your tank at Citgo!) Actually, details are sketchy, but the film already has Jason Statham and Jet Li on board.

Needless to say, the world shook hard when 'ole Sly dropped this bombshell breaking news. The Dow took yet another tumble, the AP wires halted, Reuters crashed, and ace reporters around the country in trenchcoats and fedora hats with notepads stashed in the straps, suddenly rushed to the nearest rotary pay phones to tell their editors "STOP THE PRESSES!" Madness ensued, complete and utter chaos!

In Rocky IV, Lundgren killed Apollo Creed! (And don't even try to tell me "he was acting.") He enjoyed it, it got him off. He was sadistic and unrepentant as he glibly said "if he dies, he dies." Rocky was so shaken by this, he had to cram in an extra montage where he goes for a drive at night, having random flashes from the previous films (almost as if to fill time) as the song hauntingly says "there's no easy way out, there's no shortcut home." You remember that girls and boys, because he's right.

This concludes "indulge the writer on a slow news day...day." Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Drive safely, don't do drugs, eat your vegetables, and avoid petting strange dogs.


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Stallone And Lundgren Reunite?


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