There's a theory: People who dress in theme and men who wear make-up--ever--qualifies them in the category of freak.
Case in point: 32 year old woman who is so fixated by Pikachu that not only does she go by the name Pikabellechu, but this two-legged yellow furry mouse also happens to be in the Guinness World Records.
She owns over 8,000 Pikachu-themed items, even has a yellow car she calls the Pikabug and had the smarts, if you will, to own the copyrights to a line of Disney princess/Pokémon costumes called PokéWomon Princess Creations.
"I attend many anime conventions, car shows and do lots of events for children," explains Pikabellechu. "Official Pokémon Events, Birthday parties, School events and so on mostly as the Pokémon Character Ash cause I can do his voice dead on ... I am also a cartoonist and paint many murals around my town and teach children art classes at a local craft store."
While Ms. Pikabellechu is doing an honorable thing by bringing mousy cheers to children everywhere, riddle me this: Who in their right mind would date Pikabellechu? It will most definitely have to be another aberration that lurks in the Viridian forest that is his own mind.
