Armless German Shoplifter Steals TV


Posted November 10, 2008 - By juster

Police in Munich, Germany are searching for a man with no arms who walked out of a store with a 24-inch television that he did not purchase. Two accomplices "clamped" the TV to the man before helping him walk out of the store. Epic.

A Police spokesman was quoted as saying:

"It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."

Normally we would say something really witty right here, then spend the rest of the day being pleased with ourselves.  But we're speechless. So go be witty for us in the comments section. We know you have it in you.


Armless German Shoplifter Steals TV


Blog Tags

  • Sara Underwood's Naked Bike Ride

    Posted: June 22, 2011

    1,305,267 Views | 05:20

  • International Sexy Ladies Show: Messy Cat Fight

    Posted: January 27, 2010

    631,594 Views | 00:49

  • Adult Star Kirsten Price Tests Kinect's Nude Filter

    Posted: November 12, 2010

    1,433,312 Views | 04:33

  • Best Nude Scenes in Video Games

    Posted: June 29, 2009

    1,521,263 Views | 03:12

  • International Sexy Ladies Show: Wrestling in Moscow

    Posted: June 19, 2009

    135,423 Views | 01:24