Police in Munich, Germany are searching for a man with no arms who walked out of a store with a 24-inch television that he did not purchase. Two accomplices "clamped" the TV to the man before helping him walk out of the store. Epic.
A Police spokesman was quoted as saying:
"It's hard to believe that the sight of an armless man walking along with a giant TV clamped to his body did not get anyone's attention."
Normally we would say something really witty right here, then spend the rest of the day being pleased with ourselves. But we're speechless. So go be witty for us in the comments section. We know you have it in you.