Reverend Puts Potato in Bottom


Posted October 31, 2008 - By TylerColfax

The last time I saw a naked Vicar hanging curtains in his kitchen while standing on a table with potatoes below him, I thought to myself, "Don't fall down and penetrate yourself." Well, my worst nightmare has become a reality.

A reverend in Sheffield, England went to Northern General Hospital with this very same, very true story of how a potato became lodged in his backside. Surgeons searched for and removed the burdensome spud but were unable to find any shred of dignity inside the Vicar.

The 50+ year-old clergyman insisted to the staff that it was not the result of bottom-play gone awry, but rather the scenario described above. Psst, Vicar, the next time you decide to hang curtains naked, don't lube up first.


Reverend Puts Potato in Bottom


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