Captain Caucasian, the alter-ego of an Austin radio deejay, has bombed google! The no-doubt hysterical radio personality urged his fans to search for "Captain Caucasian" in google, and thus drive up the number of hits for him. It worked, and briefly this morning, the Captain had his moment of fame as the number one search term on the internet.
We were certain that Captain Caucasian must have something awesome going on, since he seems so desperate to get people to pay attention to him, so we tracked down this video:
Wow, Captain Caucasian, it must rule to be you! You're a small town morning zoo radio host who isn't funny and who can't rap at all, and now everyone on earth knows it! You don't fail at all!