Awesome Geek Tattoo Girl

Posted by Stephen Johnson - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:22 AM

Gamer-girl MC Router is our kind of person. She works at a Houston video game company, drops nerdcore rhymes on her MySpace page with titles like "8-Bit Bitch" and she sends us pictures of her fantastic tattoos. She could probably kick your ass. We just wanted to share.

More pics under the cut.

Permalink Tags: Girls, Videogames

Comment(s)

Posted by gblackwo - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:44 AM

G4, you really actually think this is hot? Her effort is top notch, but her execution not so much.

Posted by Letters2Kay - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 9:54 AM

Yuck. I hate chest tattoos on girls. I mean, if there's one effing thing in the whole world you shouldn't decorate, it's breasts. No lie.

Posted by Tmidiman - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:03 AM

Do what you love, love what you do.

Posted by Smartguy81 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:06 AM

i wouldn't introduce her to the fam...but she's probably a good toss once.

Posted by anonomousperson - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:09 AM

I wonder if she will ever be at full bar?

Posted by Al_Coholic - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:16 AM

@Smartguy81

I am gonna pretend I didn't read your comment.

Posted by Bookshelf - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:25 AM

@Letters2Kay
true that~!!

Posted by deathSTAR222 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:28 AM

id do her but im not shore about the picture where she is screwing her face and punching at the camera

Posted by Smartguy81 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:29 AM

@alcoholic
LOL.

Posted by spotchlander - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 10:37 AM

I like it. Tattoos are about expression, and the only bad tattoo is one the wearer doesn't appreciate. She looks like she's proud of her ink, and herself, which is awesome.

Posted by HollywoodRS - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:01 AM

She's cute. I mean who doesn't want a kick ass gamer chick in their life?

Posted by JDarkley - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:13 AM

I have to agree with Letters2Kay, but otherwise pretty cool tats.

Posted by MK20 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:29 AM

Um, someone should tell her that g=9 maybe she should find that out
933k!

Posted by achillez77 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 11:51 AM

@Letters2Kay

Word, it would be much better as a tramp-stamp. Or on her forehead. She's definitely booty-call only.

Posted by DAREALGUMMY - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:15 PM

Those are some ugly a$$ tats.....she's not much to get excited about either.

Posted by BONERJAM - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:16 PM

She looked alright in the first photo but it went downhill from there.

Posted by deathsdelivery - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:22 PM

She looks like Tobey M. in Spiderman 3, when he went h0m0 and stupid(supposedly bad), anyone, and I reiterate,ANYONE, that thinks she looks fúckable is definitely into trannys.XP.Express yourself, girl, but you are fúcking fugly.

Posted by Marc_OS - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 12:48 PM

She needs to fire her tattoo artist, those tattoos need a lot of fixing. Otherwise, I think they're awesome.

Posted by Joe_weee - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:12 PM

I think she needs a level up.

Posted by Darkshadowkg - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:40 PM

she looks like a cutter.

*NOTES THE LOOKS LIKE*

Posted by Reaper24683 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 1:52 PM

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww shes an emo chick emos are gay as hell!

Posted by maxpengoo - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 2:59 PM

Honestly, the tattoos are kinda crappy. shes cute without them though.

Posted by Ieyke - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 4:28 PM

I wonder if I know her.....
She seems REALLY familiar and I'm from Houston.....

Posted by bullet53 - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 7:03 PM

@Reaper24683

............What?

Posted by blakseed - Wednesday, September 24, 2008 7:56 PM

Crazy loads! LOL

Posted by disturbedemon - Thursday, September 25, 2008 2:03 AM

come on g4, she's terrible.

if you're gonna make a post about some gamer girl with tats make sure she's hot and the tats aren't garbage.

i mean hell even alot of girls on xbox live are 10x better than this.

epic fail g4.

Posted by Twinrova - Thursday, September 25, 2008 3:53 AM

She definitely redefined the term tramp stamp.

If any guy misses those bullseyes, he's a complete idiot.

Posted by mercisan - Thursday, September 25, 2008 12:58 PM

@maxpengoo
Agreed.

@Smartguy81
LOL
I know what you mean. But only because of the tatoos. I kinda like milky skinned girls with short hair and blue eyes.

Posted by blondambition - Thursday, September 25, 2008 5:17 PM

Come on guys! MC Router is my baby girl! She is awesome and the most wonderful daughter a mother could ask for. So,,,she has some Christian tats, music and gaming tats.....that is what she loves. She is not a drug addict or a murderer and definitely not a slut! She has a job where she works long hours and is a responsible person. Don;t diss her so much. She is a great person and go to the ends of the earth for her friends. You should get to know someone before you trash them.

A loving mother!

Posted by Dabbler4 - Thursday, September 25, 2008 6:27 PM

You people make me kinda ashamed to call myself a geek, after reading such shallow comments about a fellow GAMER/GAME DEVELOPER.

I never knew geeks were so vain in physical appearances :/

How do you guys have time to game, in between modeling and getting facials? :P

Oh and last time i checked gaming was about doing what you loved and embracing others that do the same. She does both of these flawlessly.

Routz - Don't change for anyone Cupcake.
ILU

Posted by Sleezevil - Thursday, September 25, 2008 7:13 PM

shes cute,tattoos are nice.
ooh g4 98% of your viewers sound like 4chan queefs.

Posted by iHASmudkipz - Friday, September 26, 2008 12:05 AM

dude router is the best. Besides, i bet you have no idea who she is and how amazing she is. She does half the things that you dream of doing in a lifetime. Besides you other people who call yourself a "gamer," dissin' on another gamer. show some darn respect. Who cares about how a gamer reallly looks? Try to get original Router is cuuuute. who are you to show yourself as? I could bet you are a lazy fatbody who never got off your couch other than to get food from the kitchen, shower every other week, go to school after mommy and daddy wake you up or when you spill your hot pockets on your Gears of War2 shirt.

btw Sleezeevil, the thread is full of trolls.

Posted by iHASmudkipz - Friday, September 26, 2008 12:26 AM

Posted by blondambition - Friday, September 26, 2008 6:14 AM

Thanks to everyone who supports my daugher! She is the most loving, smart, witty, innovative and amazing person I know! You should really get to know her..having her in your life would make your life better and happier!

Posted by blondambition - Friday, September 26, 2008 9:48 AM

BTW!!! When did "emos" become gay??

Posted by Yatzee1000 - Friday, September 26, 2008 10:41 PM

Im sorry but those tattoos look like a 3 year old did them.

Posted by oOcornflakeOo - Saturday, September 27, 2008 12:17 AM

you all are retarded as hell.. i wonder what catchy/original tatts you f4gs are sporting.. probably some gay ass tribal or barbed wire that you see on every other fake ass wanna be poser. that or more than half of you other queefs don't even have a tat in the first place so in her defense, hers is still better than your lack of.. I personally think its "G".. not the "G" for gay fake ass gamers like you guys but "G" for Geek! mad props for being so bold and representing =)

Posted by alm0stfinished - Saturday, September 27, 2008 4:16 AM

First off i wanna say that all yall no talent ass clowns have no room to talk. People like you that are so quick to throw stones shouldn't even be a part of our society. And to say that my friend is "doable" and what-not goes to show you that guys are pieces of ca ca and pretty much all deserve lobotomy's. Router gives it her all, loves her fans, appreciates all kinds of music and people and you all repay her by posting a bunch of mombo-jumbo. it's crappy and i hope you and your computer get viruses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Router is one of my personal friends and she is not only more talented than ANY of you douche bags but she is also the most kindhearted person that i have ever met. you should think before you talk rude POS!!!
[love you router, april] =X everyone else can f off bitches
[and hi-5 to the peeps that actually said kind things! =]

Posted by drunken0taku - Saturday, September 27, 2008 2:19 PM

she seems pretty cool, i would totally have a b33r with h3r and then pwn her ass in donkey kong. man, some of you guys need to grow a pair and stop sounding like 13 year olds.

Posted by psilopath - Friday, October 31, 2008 8:08 AM

ya, and mk20, g=6 not 9 wow. alot of kids on this posting comments before their moms let them get back on to play halo 2. BONERJAM??? wtf kind of name is that. go ahead and make fun of my name. it's original. Router you are the BEST!!! I love your voice, it sounds like the female tom waits, dropping rhymes!!!
NERDCORE 4 LIFE!!!

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