Wisconsin toilet tissue researchers have achieved a milestone in science: Three-ply toilet paper. A team of scientists at Georgia Pacific's Innovation Institute added an extra layer to Quilted Northern TP, and the product was launched Monday.
According to the company, the toilet tissue is "ultra-soft" and will be marketed to women 45 and older who view their bathroom as a "sanctuary for quality time." We didn't make that up.
We've heard the Russians are working on a four and maybe five ply tissue, and, as a nation, we can't afford to lose the toilet race.