Remember that website we told you about, AntiSpore.com? The one from a supposed creationist who was posting evil hateful things about Will Wright, the creator of the evolutionary God-like simulation game Spore? Well we had a feeling something was rotten in Denmark, but we had no idea that the hoax would be revealed in such a wonderful, glorious way. While quoting the book of Genisis from the Bible, the webmaster blessed us with this divine passage:
...But the Bible teaches us that God was not done with man. For we were His creation and He then spoke to Noah in Genesis 8:21-27 after the flood.
“21. The LORD smelled the pleasing aroma and said in his heart: “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never gonna give you up.
22. “Never gonna let you down.”
23.”Never gonna run around and desert you.”
24. “Never gonna make you cry.”
25. “Never gonna say goodbye.”
26. “Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.”
27.”Never truly believe anything you read on the Internet. There will always be cases of Poe’s Law.”
Thank you, dear sir, for making by far one of the greatest internet jokes in recent memory. Your execution was flawless, your timing was perfect, and your reveal was legendary. Kudos.