Oh, what a week it's been. I swear, sometimes public figures make it so easy to ridicule them that it makes me feel like I'm slacking off.

Anyway, that's beside the point. What's more important is "The Perfect Haiku Contest" we're running, and how you can enter to win 5,000 Zen, the in-game currency for Perfect World International, which has opened their beta to the public.

Here's how to enter: First, create a Perfect World International account by going to their website and signing up for the beta. You can create an account here, or just go to PerfectWorld.com and click the "Join Free" button. Next, make sure you have a G4tv.com account. If you don't have one, you can create one for free right here. Lastly, go to our submission page at G4tv.com/PerfectHaiku, read and accept the rules and regulations, and fill out all the entry fields you see before you. Bam. Easy. Remember, a haiku has 3 lines, the first and 3rd containing 5 syllables, the second containing 7.

Don't expect us to be kind, though. You will be graded on how well you have completed your assignment, how creative your haiku is, and how much you make us laugh. The writers of the 5 best haikus will recieve an e-mail informing them of their winnings, and 5,000 Zen will be transfered to your Perfect World International account. You can thank us later. So knock this one out of the park, because Casey already does that for you every week, so you owe him one. This is...

The MMO Report.

 
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